Miscellaneous Posts

[Sandra]

I tend to say "I did it"

WHAT DO YOU SAY IF YOU TALK ABOUT MASTURBATION WITH A FRIEND?

Beat the bishop

This phrase is a humorous slang term for masturbation. It uses the metaphor of beating a bishop to describe the act of self-stimulation.

    For example, a person might say, "I'm going to go to my room and beat the bishop for a while."
    Among close friends, someone might ask, "Do you ever beat the bishop? It's a great way to relieve stress."
    A person might jokingly say, "I'm a professional at beating the bishop. Want to challenge me?"

[Freddy]

I absolutely love wanking . I'm a wank addict I love being watched  I wouldn't mind meeting a wank buddy here in western sydney

[Sandra]

I absolutely love wanking . I'm a wank addict I love being watched  I wouldn't mind meeting a wank buddy here in western sydney

Register here and make friends, maybe we can find you a wank buddy.

[will1939]

The only other terms I have ever used for masturbating were "edging" When I masturbate without cumming or intending to cum and "jerking off" when I masturbate with the intention of cumming.

[Slivers]

Interesting topic. I love the word masturbation. Wanking or fapping seems really male orientated to me. When a woman says she pleasures herself, it really turns me on. Just knowing and hearing her say she does it alone, o dear  .

[Brafetish]

All the above. Love the word Jilling Off

[Slivers]

Need to find an easy, clean and proper way to store mine too. I now keep them in to cardbox boxes in the packeging that came in. Not the most sexy way to store. I got some small bags, but can't fit all of them in it and then I just have a lot of bags.

[Brafetish]

Wife had an old toiletries bag she gave me. Still couldn't fit the the two fleshlight in it. The other random toys are it in now. Bought a luggage lock for it. Unfortunately wife hasn't asked for the combo.

[DivorcedLisa]

Does anyone here have a place they store their sex toys? Like a locking bin, case, bag?

Growing up, my parents had a small cupboard next to their bed. One of the drawers had a small lock built-in, but it didn't take me long in one of my exploring phases to realise the key was in the unlockable drawer above. In that locked drawer, I found condoms, some toys and some polaroids.  Not quite treasure, but exciting enough when I found them!

When I split up from my husband and needed some furniture, my parents gifted me this cupboard and I confess I was a bit disappointed when I opened the second drawer and it was empty! I store my toys in that drawer now, but the lock no longer works, so I just keep it shut.

[Slivers]

Growing up, my parents had a small cupboard next to their bed. One of the drawers had a small lock built-in, but it didn't take me long in one of my exploring phases to realise the key was in the unlockable drawer above. In that locked drawer, I found condoms, some toys and some polaroids.  Not quite treasure, but exciting enough when I found them!

When I split up from my husband and needed some furniture, my parents gifted me this cupboard and I confess I was a bit disappointed when I opened the second drawer and it was empty! I store my toys in that drawer now, but the lock no longer works, so I just keep it shut.

Parents are just like normal people ;). My folks the same. When the house was empty, I went into their bedroom and found a VHS in their nightstand. Watched it, loads of porn on it. Had a lot of fun in their bedroom when they were gone. Couple of heartattacks as well when the tape unwind in the recorder or someone came home early while I was busy.

[VediVeni]

Parents are just like normal people ;). My folks the same. When the house was empty, I went into their bedroom and found a VHS in their nightstand. Watched it, loads of porn on it. Had a lot of fun in their bedroom when they were gone. Couple of heartattacks as well when the tape unwind in the recorder or someone came home early while I was busy.

I remember when I first started exploring places I'd never been, such as the drawers, cupboards and wardrobes in my parents bedroom. Mum was a hoarder and didn't seem to throw anything out. She had drawers of clothing, lots which I didn't think she'd worn in years.

On the side of the bed that Dad slept, he had a small bedside cabinet with a drawer and a cupboard. Rummaging in the cupboard and opened the cupboard, I found a couple of books, but not the kind you'd find in WH Smiths. Titles such as "The Happy Hooker" and "120 days of Sodom"were fascinating to me.  At the back was a metal tin which had once contained tea. The lid wasn't on properly as it had warped with age. I took it out of the cupboard and in the box were lots of polaroid pictures of my Mum.

They had been taken over a number of years, but in them, Mum was very naked and very, very beautiful and sexy. She had impressive firm boobs, even on the most obviously most recent pictures, and a huge dark bush. In some of the pictures, Mum had her legs wide open showing everything, as they say. Needless to say, I wanked and wanked as I sat on the floor in my parents bedroom looking at these polaroids.

I put everything back very carefully. I'd been cautious when exploring their room, much as if I was a spy, my favoured career at the time after watching lots of spy TV series! But I couldn't shake the sights from my mind, and adding those to the feel, smell and taste of the underwear in the wicker basket, gave me all senses masturbation. :)

[Hotroom]

Parents are just like normal people ;). My folks the same. When the house was empty, I went into their bedroom and found a VHS in their nightstand. Watched it, loads of porn on it. Had a lot of fun in their bedroom when they were gone. Couple of heartattacks as well when the tape unwind in the recorder or someone came home early while I was busy.

lol, we've all been there with the heart attacks! My parents had an Amstrad video camera and it was a really unusual thing at the time. People take videoing for granted now. It had a small tape that you put into an adapter to watch in a normal VHS video recorder. 

I found that my parents were into making videos 'after hours' when I found a couple of these small tapes in a place I shouldn't have been looking and these were very different from the family films they normally did.  Very early wank material for me, despite the need for secrecy as well as early warning of people coming home !!