Who’s going to Masturbate now?

[Friendlycock]

First thing in morning, nice cup of tea and a wank!

I have to shoot my spoof into a cup sometimes.

[Friendlycock]

Feeling naughty today. Just shaved my pussy now it's going to get masturbated then time for breakfast and might have another go at it before mum gets up.

let a little heart shaped patch of hair grow just above your clit. When it grows, show us.

[Friendlycock]

Just make sure it looks like you have NOT been  when she gets home.

in our previous home, I was sitting on the couch pulling off and launched a jet up the wall behind me, and once straight across the carpet. Spring cleaning in haste. Who'd know. Damn cock shoots a long load sometimes.

[Friendlycock]

Add a suction cup 8 inch rubber cock stuck on the wall and firmly up my ass and that would be me, rarely as it may be

[Friendlycock]

Oh gosh! Wish I could see. What will happen if I put my picture there??

You'd have all of us pulling ourselves like teenagers. 

[Friendlycock]

Max it's still here if you want to see it

I think you were fingering your cunt. Looks like she's open a bit. Juicy. Any man would lick you out until you come and come again. I would.